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I solve that by not having friends.
No friend, just poop
The real friends are the poops we took along the way.
Why do they call it “taking a shit” and not “leaving a shit”, anyway?
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You sure they don’t just ditch you and forget to call you next time?
Just go in a fast food bag and we’ll light that shit on fire and leave it on someone’s doorstep.
Why does it take you so long to make a manly manure?
Just cause you shid your pants everytime you go out with the guys, you’re the poo guy. SMH!
I literally did this at a wedding
Were you the one getting married?
True friends poop together. Friends who poop together stay together forever
