While it’s commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it’s much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
Aye sea what you did there…
Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
You don’t have to be gay to be dominant
Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.
Cops?
The venn diagram is a circle
That could apply to both these douchers
I was referring to “I can take isis on myself” hard man Leon.
To me it seemed like an obvious joke
It is, and it’s hilarious.
Come on dude. We didn’t leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you’re smarter than them.
Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I’ve never heard of him so idk.
He’s a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times
that’s an entirely different person bro.
Oh, you’re right. I was thinking of Madison Cawthorn. They’re basically the same person though
Except in all the ways you described them.
The former part, yes. The scandals part, no. The TSA part? We can’t say. Perhaps he’s just sneakier than Cawthorn
Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass
I recommend googling his face, but it is very hard to tell the difference between the two.
He’s an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn’t dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He’s just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.
He’s also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000
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…no, he didn’t.
Man they really got my hopes up that I missed something and he was voted out. He still holds his seat and won with 66% of the votes in 2022 so I don’t think he’s in danger of losing in the near furture.
“an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”
Dude’s got corrosive nuts
Baby I’m about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.
Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”
All that monster gotta end up somewhere.
Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.
What’s in your
walletgeedunk?Dude. Gross.
Funny as hell… but eww
But also lol. You ain’t right, but you’re alright
Thanks shippy!
“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback
IRL anime protagonist
I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.
You know what? Send him, see what happens
Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.
The brave, brave mujahideen
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Fuck Dan Crenshaw
You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.
Didn’t he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?
Yeah, that’s the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.
Ah. Potato potato
Tomato tomato
No u
I’m quite curious what this story is
They’re not like the other girls
is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?
skill issue
Built different, blow up different
Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!
