Because the lord loves you … but if you don’t, the LORD WILL DESTROY YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL AND DAMNATION FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!
He loves you, and he needs money!
I know that if I have kids, they had better love me or I’m torturing them for all eternity. That’s how loving people works, right?
That’s funny. I always thought it was about trying your best to do things right, allow space for others errors and mistakes, admit when wrong and apologize for it.
But I may be wrong.
No, that can’t be right, because god is good, so everything he does is good. I know because an old book says so.
Isn’t it amazing how earsay works?
Imagine your legacy being an image macro of the worst photo ever shot of you 🤣
If I could be so lucky. My grandchildren would be proud.
He looks like Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene of A Few Good Men. Can’t wait for the religious reboot of the film.
Jack: “You can’t handle God’s truth!”
Tom: “Well actually a human is an immortal, spiritual being that is resident in a physical body…”
Mm, pass.
Calm down Gob, you skinless freak.
This is the zombie horror is the left-wing nightmare / vampire horror is the right-wing nightmare paradigm, embodied, isn’t it.
