An oldie but a goodie - eviltoast
        • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          gives customers blowjobs to better serve them

          “not what I meant, but repeat sales are through the roof, and onlyfans gives us worldwide presence! brilliant!”

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I can’t see an old man in a fast car without picturing that video of an old lion that tries to walk up a hill, has a seizure, and then rolls down the hill.