Lotta smug people in here having a laugh at the obvious satire, but from a technical standpoint this can be a real problem.
Happened to me this AM – had to eat cold bread after it untoasted itself, then get back in bed before my alarm clock unrung. I had stuff to do today
I’m pretty sure that’s against the law and you could be arrested.
That’s against the law and I’m pretty sure you could be arrested (you mean?)
When stupid people think their opinions are as good as opinions from experts, the world edges closer to extinction.
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’
- Isaac Asimov
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Poe’s Law is smarter than you.
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Dude there’s people who think the death is flat, this isn’t that crazy.
This is only slightly less dumb than the people that think solar panels take sunlight away from plants.
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People never cease to amaze me.
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When the wind blows the other way, you are supposed to plug all your appliances in backwards to trick the power grid into going the right direction again. Duh.
I’m only an actress and even I managed to figure it out, who needs butchers for wind turbines anyways.
The people who use the word boffin are invariably thick cunts.
Shit man I am a top ten expert in an extremely niche area with my work cited thousands of times and I still feel like I don’t know shit and will be in a state of constantly falling behind until I die.
That’s because there are 9 smarter people than you and new comers are breathing on your neck.
Dad?
What is that club for?
If you think this person is serious, I have some bad news for you.
Maybe that’s the point? It looks like a lot of people are taking it seriously.
Nah, Mr Smug up there thinks they’re the smart one.
Dunning Kruger curve in action
Yes, but not in the way you think it is.
I mean bro did admit he is only a butcher
When I was in high school we got to go on a field trip to a wind farm. They had one stopped on a kinda windy day so they could show us it starting up. Watching the blades rotate on their axis, then seeing this massive turbine slowly start to spin, was so fucking cool.
Genius
TIL wind turbines rotate towards the wind direction.
I thought they’d just need an phase inverter since they produce AC.
Maybe that could be quite an inefficient operation? I dunno.
Finally, a balanced source /s
Well by real world logic, i get a headwind twice a day when i commute to and from work.
So technically speaking they just drain the net from all the solar that’s stored when it is sunny.
Let’s hope that guy was just messing around and not actually that dumb as a lot of people seem to be nowadays.
On another note i jokingly called them fans last summer and thanked the local county for turning them on as it was pretty hot out.
Next thing he’ll be claiming they are giants and must be killed.
Wow conspiracy 101 lol