Graphic: Ukrainian eats ‘Russian’ femur. Turns out he was wrong. - eviltoast

hohol edgeposting IRL, sets out to find a dead russian to eat in front of a camera

climbs into a ukranian T-64 and fishes out a femur

cooks it up and eats it, thinking it’s a russian

realizes his mistake when people start making fun of him and edit’s description

it’s a joke guys it’s a joke

doctor confirms it’s a human femur, it was real

r/uhg is laying low from the amount of butthurt that self own caused

^copy/pasted from /pol/

Original full 5:22 minutes video with audio : https://files.catbox.moe/j69i1d.MP4 - thanks critigal

Mirror: https://anonfiles.com/d2X4Pdaay6/IMG_8472_MOV

Telegram link: https://t.me/warwebm/1631

  • AgreeableLandscape☭@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 years ago

    Also also, if I’m understanding this right, he didn’t actually get backlash for being a literal cannibal, you know, the most serious point in all of this, but instead he got backlash for accidentally eating a fellow Ukrainian instead of an evil enemy Russian?

    What the fuck is wrong with people?

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        3 years ago

        Damn, people watched and read Hannibal Lecter and couldn’t come to the conclusion that he was a bad guy?

        Disney+ brain

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        3 years ago

        Also, prions, one of the deadliest cannibalism infections, are pretty damn heat stable. You can grill the shit out of a burger and still get mad cow disease, pretty sure that applies to human-human transmission too.

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    3 years ago

    Russian soldiers: Helps grandmas and are cheered by them, respect dead corpses and posts cute anime girls. Very cautious in strategy to minimize civilian casualty, still winning anyways. Ukrainian volksturm: Yells at babushka for having soviet flag, pisses on dead corpses and posts cringe edgelord shit. Releases rapists and murderers to use as meat shield and don’t care about casualties, about to get encircled in Donbas.

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      3 years ago

      At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they released the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs (“3 Guys 1 Hammer”).

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    3 years ago

    I’m gonna say it… I’m not surprised when I hear that a European is a cannibal. History has shown that they are quite extreme foodies.

    #notalleuropeans and so on and so forth

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    3 years ago

    Ok, even without the femur switcheroo, how would one NOT realize it was a massive self own??? Eating a human femur to own the libs Russians, tell me who is the one that has to eat a human femur…