OP did not skip leg day
Does the speed limit count if you’re walking?
Only if the police jet can catch up to you.
Jayspeeding is gonna be the hot new misdemeanor
Calm down, Saitama.
Yeah bro, calm down. The sale is still active.
They must be attempting to integrate the rotation of the earth, the earth’s orbit, and the sun’s orbit around the galaxy.
No, the rotation of the Earth is about 1600 km/h at the equator, which isn’t enough, and its orbit is over 100,000km/h which is way too much. This is about Mach 4, which is pretty fast, but not quite planetary orbit speed.
Your name is Barry Allen and you’re the fastest man alive?
Rocket maaaan
I am speed
Were you by any chance recently doused in unidentified chemicals and struck by lightning?
Gotta go fast
How I feel walking on airport moving sidewalks
I was wondering where that sonic boom came from
Might be caused by GPS time that was out of sync.
That’s likely it, but it’s far funnier to imagine that OP is the fastest man alive. I want to believe.
bro’s zoomin along
The GPS that you are connected to is actually comming towards you.
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