We are not like the ‘Greed is Good’ rich fuckers from the past. We won’t get yatchs to pull our bigger yatchs. A lot of us came from nothing. A lot of us still have basically nothing. Also, we do not want the economy to crash and burn. We do not want people to suffer. We know there’s a lot that needs helping in the world - from stopping Wall Street fraud and saving Apes & Rainforests worldwide - to building neighborhood parks, donating to food banks, and supporting local businesses. We will make the world better, whether it be locally, state-wide, nationally, or globally. We are here to fix the world that Wall Street and the (bad) Boomers broke.

We willl use our tendies for good. And, perhaps get a Lambo in the process (or, in my case, a mother fucking Cybertruck).