I meant, God and my Ferrari. - eviltoast

Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

  • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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    1 year ago

    That’s unfair to them, God has a lot of work (like making your favourite football team win and giving that little girl next door cancer), so they obviously have to keep some things.