This is prime bullshit. I love it.

I would pay money to watch a cut of the films with everyone looking like the Gollum versions lol.

Okay, doing this Sudoku-style where I can only draft one from each row and column for my fellowship, here’s what I came up with:

Gimli:
Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an Elf.

Gogolas:
What about side by side with someone precious?

Legodalf

That’s not Frollum, that’s Vladimir Putin